Ian’s Cage Match

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10th Planet’s Ian using rubber guard in the cage.
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Ian’s great usage of the half guard

8 Responses to “Ian’s Cage Match”

  1. Dave says:

    That’s awesome! What tournament was that and where was it held? Ian fucked that dude up!!!!

    Ian’s game has gotten so technically perfect I think it’s time to start working up a nickname for him. Maybe in honor of Alder’s pro wrestling fandom he should be Ian “The Excellence of Execution” Quinto.

  2. Alder Hampel says:

    I like the way your’re thinking. We need prestigious Wrasslin’ names. Alex4sakensoul already dubbed me “Bone Crusher”.

  3. Dave says:

    I think you can do better than that.

    How about Alder “King’s Men” Hampel.

    “Music From the” Alder Hampel. That one I think Eddie would really support since it’s a KISS reference.

    Alder “and Wiser” Hampel?

    As far as straight up wrestling nicknames go, I like the aforementioned Bret Hart nickname, and I also like “The Cerebral Assassin,” which would work nicely in jiu-jitsu.

  4. Ryan says:

    For jiu-jitsu you have to use the Dean Malenko nick name of “Man of 1000 holds”. Or if your a Chris Jericho fan, “Man of 1004 holds”.

  5. ian says:

    all of these videos of my matches are a little misleading. these were all 1st round wins, and i would always lose in the 2nd round. actually, most of the time, i would lose in the 1st round. but i’m not putting those vids up on youtube. i never won any of these tournaments.

  6. Alder Hampel says:

    Ian, it doesn’t matter if you win or lose. I only matters how good you look. With a little careful editing, and some photoshop skills, we’ll make you the UFC champ of the world.

  7. ian says:

    ^ fo sho.

    shit, if an asian dude wins the ufc lightweight title, then that’s all the ammo i need to work some mad game with half drunk ho’s in the club(s).

  8. BJJ Matt says:

    Lashely slapped the beast around last night for sure!