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Alek learning the basics of the rubber guard in his MMA class as a bit of preparation for an Eddie Bravo Seminar.

“Here is a clip demonstrating the Indian Death Lock counter to the Whip Up. We’ve covered the Indian Death Lock Counter to the Lockdown and now we’d like to show the same counter to the Whip Up. The major emphasis should be focused on the timing of the counter and when to execute the Indian Death Lock.”

Is this a good counter? YOU be the judge. Wolverine found this one for us. Thanks brotha.

How about this one fellas? Thanks to Dan Hunt for finding this one.

1 – weeeeak sauce
2 – blah
3 – s’ight, I guess
4 – that’s tight
5 – watch out eddie bravo, there’s a new sheriff in town

Explain you answers, somebody might learn something.

written by special guest correspondent Dave “Lo Pan” Callaham

Now, typically the modus operandi here at 10th Planet Watch, when it comes to the world-famous column “Rate My Rubber Guard,” is to post a video and then identify what is WRONG with the rubber guard therein. I will not be doing that today, because let’s be very clear about this: there is NOTHING wrong with the Undertaker’s rubber guard. It is structurally and practically PERFECT. I should know; I am a BLUE BELT IN RUBBER GUARD.

So instead, today we’ll focus on the many things that are RIGHT with the Undertaker’s rubber guard.

Let’s start on a general level. The Undertaker, as you no doubt know, is a fairly resilient corpse that was found in the deserts of Death Valley and brought to the WWF (now WWE) in 1990. Since his debut, The Undertaker has won the WWE Championship four times, which is one more time than current UFC Heavyweight Champion Brock Lesnar, the scariest man alive. Don’t worry, there is no conflict of hyperbole here – The Undertaker is ineligible for that title because, let’s remember, HE IS DEAD. The Undertaker has also won a handful of lesser titles, including twice holding the WWE Tag-Team Title with his brother, who used to be a dentist.

The point I’m trying to make here is that The Undertaker (AKA “The Phenom” or “The Deadman” or, more embarrassingly, “The American Bad-Ass”) is a living legend. He has won 16 straight matches at Wrestlemania, an unparalleled streak that includes a win over the Big Boss Man, who LATER DIED OF INJURIES SUSTAINED IN THE MATCH. He (The Undertaker, not the Big Boss Man [RIP]) has a litany of potent finishing maneuvers, only one of which has been banned after breaking Steve Austin’s neck. So it’s not like this guy NEEDS to be going out there every night and evolving his game. Yet, with the gogoplata, that’s exactly what he has done. In other words, The Undertaker’s use of rubber guard makes him AN INNOVATOR. You know who else is an innovator? Eddie Bravo. Coincidentally, The Undertaker only developed his Gogoplata after his previous finisher, the Triangle Choke (picture perfect, trust me) was banned by the WWE’s powers-that-be. Sound familiar? HELLO, TWISTER!

OK, enough history. Let’s break this bad boy down.

January 25, 2008. The Undertaker debuts the Gogoplata against Big Daddy V, an opponent that could charitably be labeled “grotesquely large.” As V drops into Undertaker’s guard (jiu-jitsu 101: never sit in the Undertaker’s guard), the Undertaker isolates V’s left arm using the patented “one–handed elbow control.” At the same time, he plants his left foot firmly on the mat – exactly where it should be. He swings his right leg in front of V’s throat, closes the guard, and finishes the move by heel-kicking Big Daddy V in the spine. He probably learned this at Cobra Kai. Undertaker licks his lips, game over. Royce who?

Next we get a montage of The Undertaker applying his devastating new Gogo to a slew of unfortunate victims (in order: Mark Henry, some announcer, Edge, Edge, Festus, some announcer, Edge), followed immediately by another montage of opponents rendered unconscious or near death by the maneuver (Festus, Edge, ‘Turley’ from the Adam Sandler remake of “The Longest Yard”, Edge, some announcer, Big V, Edge, Edge). This serves to demonstrate the potent nature of the submission. As Eddie always says, “No move is 100%, except for the 100% and the Undertaker’s gogoplata.”

Finally, we move on to the “main event” (a boxing term): The Undertaker defends his title against top contender Edge. Now we will see if this mythologized maneuver will work when it counts…at Backlash! After Edge reverses “The Last Ride” into a traditional sunset flip (Jerome does this a lot), he bizarrely threads his own left arm in between the Undertaker’s legs. MISTAKE! Time slows, fades to black and white, and then The Undertaker chokes Edge for seventy-five minutes. This might sound excessive, but the reality here is that, as the announcer kindly points out, Edge should have tapped when he had the chance. We all know that jiu-jitsu is not a sport where you can allow your pride to get in the way of your safety…tapping is a necessary and honorable way to succumb to a superior opponent. Remember Rubber Guard Purple Belt Cliff Seminario’s famous t-shirt slogan: “Tap, snap, or go to the bathroom in your trousers.”

ANYWAY, Edge doesn’t tap when he should, and by the time he DOES submit, the referee is nowhere to be found. One has to assume that he has been rendered unconscious somehow; this is more common than you might think. I’ve seen Epstein complain about it at tournaments before. And now Edge is tapping furiously, caught in the tightest, most secure gogoplata ever attempted, and The Undertaker is not letting go because he has been told in the pre-fight meeting to fight until the ref stops them. And I have to say: Edge has only himself to blame for his unfortunate scenario. For you may have noticed in the previous montages that this is not the first time Edge has been victimized by The Undertaker’s rubber guard. Quite the contrary; he had been a victim to the gogoplata on a number of occasions, and yet here he is, getting a shot at the title, and he hasn’t learned to defend the ONE submission move (granted, and I can’t stress this enough – it’s perfect) that has proven time and time again to be his personal kryptonite. How much does it cost to have Erik Paulsen come out and train gogo defense for a week? Do you have any idea how much money Edge makes per year? Honestly. There’s no excuse for this sort of stubbornness at THE highest level of combat sports.

So anyway, Edge is eventually spared further damage when his fiancée, Vickie Guerrero, is wheeled to the ring screaming like a banshee. On a side note, Vickie is the widow of the great Eddie Guerrero, who had a heart attack while brushing his teeth several years ago. And you know Eddie must be proud, looking down at Vickie from Heaven, watching her pretend to be the handicapped fiancée of a man who cannot defend a gogoplata.

We are left with the searing image of Vickie bemoaning the hospitalization of her new fiancée, all at the hands of a 10th Planet classic: The Gogoplata. In defeating Edge in this manner, on internationally covered Pay-Per-View, The Undertaker has not only cemented his status as one of the top jiu-jitsu players in the world, he has PROVEN BEYOND A SHADOW OF A DOUBT THAT RUBBER GUARD WORKS AT THE HIGHEST LEVEL OF MIXED MARTAL ARTS.

Stay tuned for my next guest appearance, in which I will break down The Undertaker’s standing gogoplata setup (seen in this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_stFc08vWM) as well as the surprising science behind maintaining flexibility in the face of 18 years of rigor mortis.

Rate my twister. 10 being the highest, 1 being the lowest

I need some help, what did this this dood do wrong in the video.

I found this on the youtubez randomly. Looks like some crazy stuff. I think Wolverine and his “Puppet Master” might have some competition. Do we have the next double bagger control, or is this stuff about as effective as a 480 Jump spinning heel kick? YOU BE THE JUDGE!

Let’s hear what the gang has to say about this one! Any thoughts on the rubber guard used? 10th Planet Police saddle up! 

Thanks to Wolverine for this link!

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Here’s part 3 and 4 of the Pupper Master Advanced Guard series from Jeff “The Wolverine” Barney. Any Rubber Guard Cops have any problems with this or is Jeff a law abiding citizen? YOU BE THE JUDGE.

pt.3

Part 3 of our Puppet Master series. We go over a bunch of different set ups for the Rubix Cube including the Golden Arm that I picked up from Jason at www.no-gi-grappling.com. Then we show two new chokes off of the Puppet Master, The Apple Crusher, and the Wolverine-otine. Jeff “The Wolverine” Barney and Felipe Soto from 8th Street Gym in Grand Junction, Colorado.

pt.4

“In our 4th Puppet Master video we show a new transition from back control to the Puppet Master we call the Riddler. We also show another choke called the Unforgiven, a peruvian necktie variation. Jeff “The Wolverine” Barney, Felipe Soto 8th Street Gym, Grand Junction Colorado.”

These moves are from The WCLWOLVERINE from 8th St. Gym, in Grand Junction Colorado. Let’s hear some feedback on these moves! 10th Planet Police, it’s time for an investigation. Are these moves legit? Let’s hear the pros and cons.

Name: Jeff “The Wolverine” Barney
Age: 29
Country: United States
Occupation: Pro Fighter, CNA, Rec. Tech.
Schools: 8th Street Gym
Interests and Hobbies: Jiu jitsu, Kick Boxing, MMA
Movies and Shows: Movies: Napolean Dynamite, Office Space, 300, The Punisher. TV Shows: The Ultimate Fighter, The Shield, Tapout.
Music: Metallica, Disturbed, Godsmack
Books: Eddie Bravo’s Mastering the Rubber Guard, Mastering the Twister, BJ Penn’s Book of Knowledge and Marcello Garcia’s X-Guard.
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Pt.1

While working Jerome Basilio’s Rubix Cube from the Pyramid we came up with a new position and a bunch of new submissions off of it. Tell me what you think. 8th Street Gym, Grand Junction, Colorado. Jeff Barney, Felipe Soto, filmed by Jorge “El Original” Carrasco.

Pt.2

More options off of Jerome Basilio’s Rubix Cube. First we show a transition to the back that we call the Solution. Then another transition called the Drowning Puppet. 8th Street Gym, Grand Junction Colorado.

I’m going to parts 3 and 4 of the Puppet master up in another blog post in the very near future.